How NOT to Negotiate a Rate to DIA from Boulder, Colorado

I pulled up to the Boulderado Hotel in Boulder, Colorado and a nicely dressed Business Man was standing there with his luggage anxiously looking at his watch with suitcases in hand………….I pulled up the car, got into my Newspaper Reading mode and he keeps looking at his watch impatiently (he was waiting for Super Shuttle of course being the TIGHT New Yorker he was))………..he walks over and taps on the window and asks “”HOW much to DIA”’???????? I reply with the FLAT RATE of $77 and really NOT into fighting RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC to DIA on a Friday night and the parking lot called US 36 out of Boulder on a Friday evening…………..He Replies, ”’Thats CRAZY, that is WAY TOO much””………..me thinking NOT very nice thoughts of HIS RUDE COMMENTS…………….and walks off back to his suitcases………………anxiously looks at his watch a few more times and then walks over to me and says really RUDELY””’ I will give you $50 and THATS IT””………………….I smugly look at him and replied ””’the PRICE JUST went up to $90bucks…………
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